$BRTI – CME Bitcoin Index (Last:69,320)

A two-day close above the trendline would likely signal an end to Bertie’s insufferable tease. It is a consolidation, of course, but enabled by sponsors who evidently are too gutless to lift the lid until significantly higher prices seem like a sure thing. Perhaps they can enlist the help of Roaring Kitty or some other flashy stock tout who has the ear of a malleable Wall Street Journal reporter? In any case, when Bertie finally takes off, which it sure as shootin’ will, you can bet that its infinitely patient handlers are shooting for $80k or higher.